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The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb once you get on his bad side. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.
Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.

Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.

Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.

Haggar piledrives sharks every day.
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by BiG WhEEL June 28, 2018
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