Home Slone

Typo for 'Home Alone'.

"lolz I dunno maybe that kid from home slone"
"I'll be home slone tonight, so if you wanna come over.."

by 1337jesus September 24, 2003

Home Slice

A convenient vag...In other words, an easy piece of ass waiting at home.

My housewife is a perfect Home Slice.

by Urban Brat III March 27, 2009

home skillet

Getto term for white boy accountant.

He be a home skillet up in this hizouse, Word to your mother.

by Jim Jones July 2, 2004

Home Run

When a male masturbates with his laptop on his stomach and when at orgasm, ejaculates semen over the laptop screen.

I came so much I hit a home run!

by col_wake_N_bake February 7, 2015

home alone

the face and accompanying scream a female makes upon realizing that her man has ejaculated in his hands and smacked her with said hands.

Jenna, hearing Ryan's scream, realized she must be home alone with another stranger.

by Josh Dell September 10, 2008

home schooled

An adjective describing a person who is intelligent, independent, and able to think for themselves. This is due to a lack of indoctrination in brainwashing centers called "public schools."

public schooled kid: i'd vote fo obamo cuz he's koool

home schooled kid: did you know obama has very little political experience, voted to allow babies born ALIVE after abortions to be killed, and follows an anti-american religious sect based on marxism called liberation theology?

public school kid: whaaaat?

by :P:P:P October 18, 2008

Home snack

When you come home and your dad gives you a snack. Then when you finish your "snack" he penetrates you in the ass.

Hello friend how was your fresh home snack last night?

by Wet stick February 24, 2018