by dontusefatherlessasaninsult. February 5, 2023
Get the peter griffin mug.A breed of dog that is incredibly adorable, brown, and fluffy. When they're shaved they look ugly, but with long fur they're the most adorable creatures ever.
Often have lower IQ's than most dogs, which often makes them cuter because they make mistakes and don't care.
Often have lower IQ's than most dogs, which often makes them cuter because they make mistakes and don't care.
I: Hey, that's a cute dog, what breed is it?
U: He's a Brussels Griffon.
I: Huh. I've never heard of that...
U: He's a Brussels Griffon.
I: Huh. I've never heard of that...
by Garuda 1 February 14, 2023
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When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
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Get the Peter Griffin mug.Jayden Griffin is someone who is a punk ass bitch.
Most people see a Jayden Griffin and say ew look at that melon muncher
When we see a Jayden Griffin we say stfu Raheem or stfu nigger
Most people see a Jayden Griffin and say ew look at that melon muncher
When we see a Jayden Griffin we say stfu Raheem or stfu nigger
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