fire sex

When you are brutally fucked over a fire to the point where you get third degree burns, while listening to ‘sex on fire’ by kings of Leon.

“You bro, have you ever had fire sex?”
“Ya, burnt my dick off, totally worth it though!”

by DrPhil.mybabydaddy September 14, 2019

fire crotch

name of a person with red vag hair

jessie is such a fire crotch

by luckycharms855 September 5, 2009

Fire Bush

Were it not for Dick Cheney, this would be the best course of action for the citizens of the United States.

Despite his abysmal track record on virtually every substantive issue, American voters failed to seize the opportunity to fire Bush in the 2004 presidential election.

by GinaMarie October 20, 2007

Fire fuck

A chick from whom you catch an std after sexual relations.

Guy 1 "That chick by the bar sure is hot!"
Guy 2 "Stay away from that one dude, she's a fire fuck."
Guy 1 "Oh-snap, Fo real?"

by crazycaper31 April 4, 2009

Fire in the hole

The phrase uttered by a seriously constipated person as a good-luck expression just before trying a waxy suppository for the very first time (typically one you steal from your grandma's medicine cabinet).

20 minutes later, you find out how fuckin' wise grandma actually is.

Molly: (whispering) ....Fire in the hole ....

(20 minutes later, after Molly shits her colon inside-out and rinses it in the sink)

Grandma: (Knock-knock) ....Oh, honey, run the fan and light a match.

by joedaprogramma January 8, 2013

fire_seal

The gayest guy on earth.

Look at that homosexual, he's almost as gay as fire_seal. Well, not really.

by Chester Copperpot March 27, 2003

fire caker

one who portrays there actions that come across in a very homosexual matter.

hey man i can't believe ur wearing high heels to the football team party. You are acting like such a fire caker.

by AlexBnard August 17, 2007