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The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.
Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.
by michaeldvca June 8, 2023
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Crystal Confetti

A tired bandwagon way for a crystal seller to get rid of all of their non-selling product and low grade material by mixing it all together and adding a few good looking items on top for visual effect. It's like a claw game but the claw just does the clawing so what's the point again?
Oh snap are those your new crystals? Yeah, but it's just crystal confetti so it's whatever.
by Your dadddddy April 8, 2022
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Blood Crystals

Buying and selling something as pure as crystals from child slave laborers in Thailand & Africa.
Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?

-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.
by micromoods January 11, 2023
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Crystal

Crystal is very beautiful although very introverted and sometimes often taken as being stuck up due to her lack of social skills. Crystals can be very funny when she opens up and lets herself go into comedy mode. Crystal is a bit self centered at times and will skip her only sisters daughters wedding because she just got a puppy, sort of things.
A Crystal is funny but not a friend you’d count on showing up.
by HJ1111 July 8, 2025
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Crystal

Damn She is Crystal
by Lmfndkd April 29, 2021
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Crystal Clear

Crystal clear is a stand name for the summoner Josephus Joby (JoJo). It ability allows the summoner to distort reality within a 5 metre radius. Power B, Speed A, Range E, Durability A, Precision A, Potential A
Meet my stand 「Crystal Clear」, It has the ability to distort reality within a 5 metre radius, NOW DIE!
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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crystal mckay

Crystal Mckay is a wonderful woman who loves to help but she can be lazy at some times.
Is that Crystal Mckay? She really beautiful and caring!
by Rose_dragon June 10, 2021
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