crotch monkeys 

Crotch Monkeys is a slang term for Pubic Lice or Crabs. Also see std.

Danm, I was kickin it wit yo sista last night and those crotch monkeys be swingin' tha vines. Yo crab havin trick sista gave me the crabs and the clap.

crotch monkeys by Mitchca April 21, 2006

Crotch Rocket

An extremely painful prank for the crotch-rocketed in which the two crotch-rocketeers stand in front and behind their victim, grab each others hands under his crotch, yell "Crotch Rocket!!!" yank, and send that poor, screaming sob sky-high.

Tom: Hey Mark and Terry! Wanna go to... why are guys standing so --

Mark and Terry: CROTCH ROCKET!!!

Tom: YEEEEOOWW!!!

Crotch Rocket by damarius February 22, 2009

crotch monster 

A hungry midget that lives in your buttcrack. He eats your pants, which causes murphs and wedgies.

Ivan, the crotch monster's eating your shorts.

crotch monster by wysiwyg May 15, 2004

Crotch Shot 

drinking a shot from between a guy's legs

girl 1- I was so plastered last night, I did like 20 crotch shots.

girl 2- yeah, off my boyfriend, BITCH!

Crotch Shot by ~Erin~ December 9, 2008

CROTCH-CRICKETS 

A crab louse the size of a Buick;anything moving in or around your groin that ain`t part of you;the name of a punk-rock band.

Damn Cletis, I caught a dose of CROTCH-CRICKETS once that reminded me of a herd of buffalo.

CROTCH-CRICKETS by Prescott Shrub II December 14, 2003

crotch cookies 

a batch of cookies baked with pubic hairs; cookies that have been rubbed against your crotch preferably having obtained a few pubic hairs.

Go eat CROTCH COOKIES !!;

Manny: You want some cookies *tee hee*
Francisco: Sure *munch, munch*
Francisco: They taste weird . . . what do they have in them?
Manny: My pubes.;

Johnathan: Let's serve crotch cookies to Mr. Speno.
Jamon: Why?
Johnathan: Because i hate his bitch ass!

crotch cookies by Ritous C April 14, 2008

CROTCH CHOCOLATE

WHEN WOMEN WIPE FROM BACK TO FRONT AND LATER IN THE DAY GO TO PEE AND WHEN THEY WIPE THE PAPER IS BROWN

" DAMN I GOTTA PEE...OH SHIT I GOT CROTCH CHOCOLATE"

CROTCH CHOCOLATE by COURTNEY_011 October 9, 2008