Definitions by Mitchca

willy putty

Shmegma or semen.

That danm circumsized fool just wiped his willy putty on me.

willy putty by Mitchca April 26, 2006

cheese monger 

A Cheese Monger is someone that sells cheese. This is not including Frumunda Cheese.

I got this crumbly blue from that cheese monger down the street.

cheese monger by Mitchca April 26, 2006

Mexican Standoff 

When a mexican standoff is called, usually done with co-workers at work, everyone stops working. The last person to work is the winner.

There was much pride at stake when Angry Dave, the cook, called a Mexican Standoff. You should have seen him sweat when an order came in.

Mexican Standoff by Mitchca April 26, 2006

crotch monkeys 

Crotch Monkeys is a slang term for Pubic Lice or Crabs. Also see std.

Danm, I was kickin it wit yo sista last night and those crotch monkeys be swingin' tha vines. Yo crab havin trick sista gave me the crabs and the clap.

crotch monkeys by Mitchca April 21, 2006