Mitchca's definitions

willy putty

Shmegma or semen.

That danm circumsized fool just wiped his willy putty on me.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006

Mexican Standoff

When a mexican standoff is called, usually done with co-workers at work, everyone stops working. The last person to work is the winner.

There was much pride at stake when Angry Dave, the cook, called a Mexican Standoff. You should have seen him sweat when an order came in.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006

crotch monkeys

Crotch Monkeys is a slang term for Pubic Lice or Crabs. Also see std.

Danm, I was kickin it wit yo sista last night and those crotch monkeys be swingin' tha vines. Yo crab havin trick sista gave me the crabs and the clap.

by Mitchca April 21, 2006

cheese monger

A Cheese Monger is someone that sells cheese. This is not including Frumunda Cheese.

I got this crumbly blue from that cheese monger down the street.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006