Clohsasexual

Basically broken down into closet-sexual, refers to a man or woman that is married, has children, and is "in the closet" about his/her sexual feelings. Basically, a parent is a homosexual and people only assume since no confirmation has been given.

"Dude, look at that guy's flip flops. Those kids of his don't mean nothin'."
"Yeah dude, total clohsasexual."

by Ihaffa Bihgwon April 25, 2007

clop-drop

A verb my frineds and I made up to describe when somebody gets massive amounts of damage inflicted to them. This could involve kicking, punching or any other form of impact-type violence. My friends and I came up with this word while playing an old fighting video game. There was this one move where the guy would do a huge heel kick, and usually kill the other guy in one hit with it.

*guy gets his face smashed in with a baseball bat*
"Dude, that guy just clop-dropped Jimmy!"

*guy gets kicked in the head and knocked unconsious*
"Nice job clop-dropping that asshole, Luke"

by Diaperzoo July 28, 2008

Chopsocky

A term used to describe comedic, drunken violence.

Mad party. Reckon we'll see some mad chopsocky? *gets hit by a flying blender*

by Nerje June 5, 2003

clopen

Not quite closed and not quite open. The act of opening a can of coke as if not to completely break open the seal, but just enough so that the coke can be sucked out. Leaving at the end, an empty can of coke that looks unopened.

hey are you going to clopen that?

by syper January 19, 2006

chopstick

Chop-Stick
1: To stab the fuck out of food with a pair of chopsticks
2: A sexual innuendo implying that you are going to mega-fuck someone

1: Dude, I'm gonna' chopstick the hell out of that damn eggroll.
2: Hey, did you see that girl over by the fountain? I'd totally love to chopstick her rice.

by Zen Nyne March 3, 2009

Clopped

1.The Sexual act of ejaculating onto a womans eye and thus causing a slight stinging pain in her eyeball, resembling a cyclops which from it gets its name.

2. Also an adjective for just about any situation.

Bro 1: dude last night i totally clopped that chick last night
Bro 2: Shit man thats awesome

by Brohemoth June 24, 2010

pork chops

A term used to describe and deliciously hot chick.

When Phyllis puts on those fish-net stockings and red lipstick, she totally pork chops!

by Clinto-beans July 21, 2006