The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter

I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is

by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011

nut click

A nut sack that clicks when being jerked back and forth

Damn sharil stop jerkin, i got a nut click

by thee nutclick February 22, 2012

danger click

whenever you click on a link that is probably NSFW.

In a post on reddit about male and female chickens, somebody post a link with a supposedly "relevant image". I clicked it. Thankfully the danger click just lead to a funny picture.

by puputilover December 8, 2012

dental click

Where a dentist sticks his penis in your moth to clean your teeth.

I went to the dentist to find out the dentist stuck his penis in y mouth, it was mint flavored! WHAT A DENTAL CLICK!

by Sir Fagbunny July 3, 2016

pity click

Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.

Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..

by The Working Dead June 30, 2016

please click "add it"

make sure this definition gets voted in, please and thanks. :))

please click "add it" or I will CRY ME A RIVER (that was a Justin timberlake song reference) (( I'm old)) ((( jk I'm actually not old, got you)))

by ineedatish April 9, 2017

Outrage-click

The act of clicking on an internet article because it's headline has provoked a sense of outrage within the reader.

The articles are typically clickbait designed to generate a sense of outrage, leading to more page views and advertising revenue. They are rarely enlightening or teach the reader anything new, and could be construed as an intellectual waste of time.

I foolishly outrage-clicked on an article about flat earthers, even though they are ultimately inconsequential and not worth anybody's time thinking about.

by PS1_Ron August 4, 2020