funky finger licken’ chicken

When a person dances the funky chicken while simultaneously eating Kentucky Fried chicken.

My cousin is well known for his often drunk but always highly brilliant rendition of the always popular funky finger licken’ chicken!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

No problem. Don't worry. I/we've got this. I/we can handle this situation. This is not a major concern. This is easy. This an easier task than it appears to be. I/we know what we are doing in this situation. "This is as easy as American Pie."

{{IMPORTANT NOTE: It should be noted that this is whimsical and ironic sarcasm. The person saying this is only ironically pretending to be polite. It truly means "Get off my stinking back! You should know by now that I already know how to do this."}}

A new manager at a restaurant (to an employee at a Pizza place who has worked there for ten years): Can you make this guy's special order? It's a really strange request.

Overworked and underpaid cook to the new boss: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!"

by Chadifsher2423 July 31, 2017

Chicken Tea

A highly volatile 32oz. variety of a Long Island Tea, slightly modified for competitive drinkers in search of a true challenge. Comprised of equal parts Scotch, Gin, Vodka, Rum, Tequila, and topped off with a splash of sprite. The competitors are either judged on who can finish ONE in ten minutes, or who passes out last.

Plural: Cock-Teas

"Dude, did you see John after half a Chicken Tea? He was so gone he could've been bro raped!"

by The Loafs Of Meat March 28, 2009

Chicken Mittens

The act of using an uncooked chicken as a boxing glove.

I can't get the stink off my hands from my Chicken Mittens.

by SneakyPriest June 28, 2011

chicken muffler

when engaging in rough anal sex with your partner, it is the act of shoving a chicken leg in the mouth of your partner to muffle their screams

Horace didn't want to wake the neighbors so he gave her the chicken muffler.

by izer September 18, 2014

Chicken nugget couple

A chicken nugget couple is a fat black girl who is in a relationship with a small white male. They tend to fight over food hence why their known as the chicken nugget couple

Tom "look at that couple fighting over the last fry" george " yeah they are just a chicken nugget couple"

by goddamnilikeit December 31, 2014

chicken butt master

someone who has chicken butted an extremely large amount of people

girl 1: those two girls rain and hailey are chicken butt masters.

girl 2: omg really? aidan says he's also a chicken butt master but i'm not completely sure.

by hailskiey March 22, 2021