chocolate cave dweller

Pejorative term referring to ones proclivity for anal sex, typically reserved for homosexual males.

That Carl is a real chocolate cave dweller.

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I'm no stranger to chocolate cave dwelling.

by Turdf69 May 19, 2016

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condom cave

when a condom falls off inside a vagina while having sex

i left a sick condom cave in that bitch last night

by nickle stack and ed dirt October 3, 2007

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northwest baby cave

term for the vagina coined by Chick McGee of The Bob and Tom Show

Paris Hilton was caught trying to hide drugs in the northwest baby cave.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 27, 2010

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A Bond Cave™ is a noetic mindset where an investor is scared out of securities and commodities markets and retreats into fixed-income, bond markets in the belief that the financial world will soon end. Because most fixed-income products take time to mature, those who retreat into a Bond Cave™ are said to be hibernating. A well-stocked Bond Cave™ includes circumstantial talk about accumulating tangible assets like gold, guns, ammo, and may include additional ambitions of establishing a personal fiefdom as a benevolent despot.

Did Mike get knocked out of the market? No, he is hibernating in his Bond Cave™, hiding under a table listening for scary noises and waiting for the sky to fall.

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I recommend a conservative position in a Bond Cave™, trusting to fixed-income, wealth management products to weather this economic downturn.

by EricTheOracle July 31, 2009

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Cave myself out

When you don't have to work or have any appointments or obligations and you don't want to leave your house or talk to anybody or do anything on your list of things you should do, as though you were hidden away in a cave.

Person 1: "Hey man, what are you doing tomorrow?"

Person 2: "Nothing dude, I just want to cave myself out."

by Gatablanca June 18, 2013

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