deuce cannon

When you eat pf changs or any variety of spicy mexican or indian food and get explosive diarrhea. You fart so loud it sounds like a cannon went off and shit sprays all over the back of the toilet, likely resulting in splashback.

After we went to Taste of India last night, I came home and instantly regretted it. I hit the bathroom and it was like a deuce cannon went off in there. Now the whole house smells like curry. What was I thinking?

by deucerocket November 8, 2010

grapefruit cannon

A large several inch exhaust commonly found on rice burners. Hence named because they commonly appear at a step angle and are large enough to fit medium to large size fruit.

That civic has a helluva grapefruit cannon.

by roberth March 16, 2011

poop canyon

the mythical place where everything is as bad as it can possibly be. a very lowly state of affairs.

person 1: how are things?

person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped

person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon

by C Mac G September 25, 2011

Dusty Canyon

(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack.

Yo, Aaron totally gave Kate a dusty canyon. When she found out, she hunted him down and beat the stuffing out of him.

by Rigid Cat Penis January 20, 2012

nut cannon

The male reproductive organ (ie: the penis)

Larry went over to Joes house to return a barrow video game when Larry saw Joes fathers nut cannon.

by Locher.0 November 14, 2012

Rogue Cannonball

A leftover nugget of excrement in the rectum that makes itself known after one has already left the house, and is too large for gas to pass around without soiling one's self. The gas builds until the subject is able to find a toilet, and said excrement is propelled out with considerable force as if shot from a cannon. This usually results in a soaking wet ass.

I'm terrified of using public toilets, so I've been fighting this rogue cannonball all night. When I get home and fire this thing I might crack the bowl.

by JuanPablo March 23, 2013

vagina canyon

We've all heard of the cock tower theory. Now we have the vagina canyon theory. Take the average depth of a vagina (5") and multiply by the number of women you have slept with, if you cannot climb out of your canyon, then you my friend are a man whore.

"That man is so deep in his vagina canyon he will never get out"

by Vaginacanyonoriginator October 7, 2016