F Blocked

The act of Facebook blocking your account, blocking you from making friend requests or stopping you from messaging.

Facebook can block you for any violation of TOS, either real or perceived.

Ken was F Blocked when he requested too many Facebook friends.

When Facebook determined the user violated their TOS, they F Blocked the user.

by Spanky Data Doctors February 16, 2012

condom block

the terrible act of going limp while putting on a condom

Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal

by Laho Zeher March 11, 2012

cod-block

when somebody walks in front of the screen while you are playing some hardcore call-of-duty

mom look out you're cod-blocking

by jammer18 February 24, 2011

Cock Block

Blocking a Male Chicken from reaching it's destination, resulting in the call "Cock Block!"

COCK BLOCK!

by rdpunk February 24, 2011

case block

One who prevents the person or persons they are hanging out with from getting free alcoholic beverages, sometimes in the form of a case of beer, from an interested suitor. The suitor refrains from delivering the beverages because they believe they would be cock blocking the case blocker.

Mary: "I was going to get shit-faced for free off of that guy's 30 pack of Bud Light, but Randy definitely case blocked me from scoring any by sitting next to me."

by SoBroItHurts February 28, 2011

Tot Block

To stop someone from stealing one of your tater tots. This usually happens when a hungry friend thinks you are distracted and reaches for a tot from your plate. Then you catch them in the act just in time.

Bob: So I told her I don't care what color -- Hey, bro! (looks down at plate and brandishes a fork threateningly) Lay off the tots! I'm going to eat those!

Tom: Dang! I just got tot blocked!

by ATL Livin' March 3, 2011

Sock Block

When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)

Husband: You heading out?

Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.

Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.

Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?

Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.

Wife: Okay, I love you.

Husband: Yea... me too.

- Wife departs -

Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.

by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011