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blocksona 

your minecraft character; who you wish you were if you had the chance to be made out of pixels
“we met over minecraft and now my boyfriend is more attracted to my blocksona than the real me
blocksona by diddlydumbbitch March 26, 2021

Blogsona 

(blog . sona) n; -noun.
the persona or digital personality that a blogger shows their audience / readers. This is not generally a falsehood or a lie, but more of a focus on a certain part of the blogger's personality. Some bloggers can be dishonest and have a total difference of personality, but that is different than accenting or framing a certain type of personality trait of the blogger through their writing. One's blogsona is the sides of the blogger's personality that they would like their readers / viewers to see, recognize, and connect with or be entertained by. Good examples are often of movie and restaurant critics, gossip / celebrity / style bloggers, or how-to or instructional bloggers.
Yeah, electronicoffee is totally bitchy sometimes in his reviews, but trust me- that's just his blogsona.

MrEd86 is way less spazzy in real life than his blogsona would make you think.
Blogsona by Electronicoffee April 29, 2010

blacksnag 

Confounding slowdowns in work productivity due to an abundance of diparate programs, windows, and passwords; forced timeouts; scheduled password changes; lost password obstacle courses; poorlt-timed system maintenance; useless site/system upgrades; and infernal picture-choice botchecks.
Sorry Boss, deadline blown due to multiple blacksnags created by our monthly IT auto-update.
blacksnag by The Wendolyne September 13, 2020

Blacksnapper 

A blacksnapper is a person who mostly replies with a black photo with text on Snapchat. You send a beautiful selfie to them, and all you get back is a lousy blacksnap. A blacksnapper is a person who don't understand that snapchat is an app for sending photos, and that he/she rather could have sent a regular message instead of covering up the lens and blacksnapping.
Person 1: It's so boring to snap with John.
Person 2: Yeah, he always sends a black screen with text, never a selfie or anything.
Person 1: Yeah, he is a real blacksnapper
Blacksnapper by Thomsssss October 10, 2016

blockiana 

blockiana (noun, adjective, verb, whatever the fuck)

Derives from "thotiana" and comes from the combination of block and the suffix -iana

The word first appears in the popular freestyle "Bust Down Barbiana" by legend Nicki Minaj.
Nicki: i don't want u on my page, blockiana
blockiana by dannysgrandma March 26, 2019

blocksplaining

Telling people how blockchain technology is the solution to every conceivable problem without them even asking
I really liked Peter, but then he started blocksplaining
blocksplaining by iamtheword December 12, 2017