Turtle-Baiter

The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole

"Mate, Gary said he had a Turtle-Baiter in bed last night and he got some on the sheets"

by Flabanaga Noongah July 14, 2024

cry-baiter

A cry-baiter is someone who baits another person to hurt them in order to cry to others or to authority figures that they were hurt.

Example: A cry-baiter violently attacks another group of people and when the previously attacked group exacts a painful revenge on the cry-baiter, the latter cries victim for someone to save them from the revenge attack.

There's a city-state in the middle east filled with cry-baiters constantly playing the victim despite their constant need to poke the bear.

by Big Dick-tionary November 17, 2023

master baiter

A troll of extremely high skill who manages to either instigates or engages in flame wars or controversy on a ridiculous scale, especially while putting an either absurdly low or high amount of effort into the task.

Sarah: OMG! My instagram page has been banned, a riot happened at my party and we've been arrested all because Jeff commented on my post!

Sarah's lawyer: Yup, that sounds like something a true master baiter such as Jeff would do...

by Mr Squiggles March 4, 2024

Master baiter

A master baiter is a person who's a master at baiting; fishing, hunting, etc.

A baiter who has mastered the arts of baiting. Used commonly among peers when there is a successful fishing session.

Master baiter: Dude! Did you see that load that just went up?

Dude: Hell yeah, that was a lot of fish. You're really a master baiter by now!

by skkkys March 22, 2024

Grandmaster Baiter

The highest level that can be achieved in Jerkmate as of 2025.

I just reached the Grandmaster Baiter rank last night.

by Zeperzum February 8, 2025

algo baited

When the algorithm knows you better than your therapist and serves up just the right mix of outrage, nostalgia, or drama to get you commenting, sharing, or doom-scrolling—even though you swore you were just checking one thing.

I still get algo baited into responding to idiots talking about politics.

by maddb3457 July 7, 2025

Rage Baited

to purposefully enrage someone

I rage baited my teachers in middle school by constantly looking for ways to correct them knowing it would make them mad because most have superiority complexes.

by anonymous October 2, 2025