autoscrew

A system or corporation that, without human intervention or action, will self-destruct.

Steve:"Two feet of snow in Washington, D.C. tomorrow. That ought to slow them down."

Marilyn:"Naw, the government is on autoscrew."

by PrincetonTiger February 4, 2010

autosnooze

When you repeatedly hit the snooze button without being aware enough to remember. Next thing you know you've slept too long.

I got up way too late today I must have autosnoozed all morning.

by tutsmom April 1, 2011

autosignature

the signature made by an autopen machine.

That is not a handwritten signature. It's an autosignature.

by uttam maharjan October 24, 2011

Autoshmile

Getting an automatic 'shmile' because of something that makes you happy

It made me autoshmile!

by Zaboud January 1, 2012

autoscream

When your Iphone auto corrects a word to the same word only capitalized.

Ex: original: gurl; autoscream: GURL
original: wat; autoscream: WAT
original: omg; autoscream: OMG

Taylor: that's so true HAHAHAHHAHAH
Sarah: whoa girl, chillax
Taylor: sorry, GURL, my autoscream is freakin

by tlady93 May 24, 2013

Autoscrewed

When a text message is sent without realizing that autotype had put in words you didn't type.

"Yeah, they broke up 3 weeks ago. Apparently he'd sent her a text and after she read it she was so disgusted that she text him back that she could never be with someone like him and he shouldn't call her anymore. Then I heard a few days ago that his phone had autoscrewed him. She found out yesterday and hasn't left her room since"

by The Commonsensualist June 23, 2014

Autoslavs

A term for Autobots, exept...... They are Russian.

Autoslavs!

Transform and roll out!

by AdamLaughsLololol May 16, 2018