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Autoscrewed 

When a text message is sent without realizing that autotype had put in words you didn't type.
"Yeah, they broke up 3 weeks ago. Apparently he'd sent her a text and after she read it she was so disgusted that she text him back that she could never be with someone like him and he shouldn't call her anymore. Then I heard a few days ago that his phone had autoscrewed him. She found out yesterday and hasn't left her room since"
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autoscrew 

A system or corporation that, without human intervention or action, will self-destruct.
Steve:"Two feet of snow in Washington, D.C. tomorrow. That ought to slow them down."

Marilyn:"Naw, the government is on autoscrew."
autoscrew by PrincetonTiger February 4, 2010
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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