autoscrew

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A system or corporation that, without human intervention or action, will self-destruct.

Steve:"Two feet of snow in Washington, D.C. tomorrow. That ought to slow them down."

Marilyn:"Naw, the government is on autoscrew."

autoscrew by PrincetonTiger February 4, 2010

Words you can keep

autoscrobble

The act of letting your music player run unattended in order to increase your Last.fm play-count without actually listening to anything.

Cav autoscrobbled all night while he was asleep.

autoscrobble by Eriic December 26, 2007

Related Words

autoscrew • Autoscrewed • autoscream • AutoSceneGen • autoschediastic • autoscratch • Autoscript • autoscrobble • Autospread • auto-create

autoschediastic

Done on the spur of the moment, improvised

That was very autoschediastic of you...

autoschediastic by AnxiousOctopus December 19, 2019

Autoscript

Any bit of text that wasn't written by hand. Any AI written text or printed text would be an autoscript.

Noun.

Opposite of Manuscript.

The AI's Autoscript was very nice to read.

Autoscript by ælyx November 2, 2023

Autoscrewed

When a text message is sent without realizing that autotype had put in words you didn't type.

"Yeah, they broke up 3 weeks ago. Apparently he'd sent her a text and after she read it she was so disgusted that she text him back that she could never be with someone like him and he shouldn't call her anymore. Then I heard a few days ago that his phone had autoscrewed him. She found out yesterday and hasn't left her room since"

Autoscrewed by The Commonsensualist June 23, 2014

autoscream

When your Iphone auto corrects a word to the same word only capitalized.

Ex: original: gurl; autoscream: GURL
original: wat; autoscream: WAT
original: omg; autoscream: OMG

Taylor: that's so true HAHAHAHHAHAH
Sarah: whoa girl, chillax
Taylor: sorry, GURL, my autoscream is freakin

autoscream by tlady93 May 24, 2013

autoscratch

When your butthole itches, and you fart so hard it automatically scratches it.

My butthole itches.

Try to fart and autoscratch it.

autoscratch by Smoot007 September 27, 2020

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026