autoscrew

A system or corporation that, without human intervention or action, will self-destruct.

Steve:"Two feet of snow in Washington, D.C. tomorrow. That ought to slow them down."

Marilyn:"Naw, the government is on autoscrew."

by PrincetonTiger February 4, 2010

autoscrobble

The act of letting your music player run unattended in order to increase your Last.fm play-count without actually listening to anything.

Cav autoscrobbled all night while he was asleep.

by Eriic December 26, 2007

autoschediastic

Done on the spur of the moment, improvised

That was very autoschediastic of you...

by AnxiousOctopus December 19, 2019

Autoscript

Any bit of text that wasn't written by hand. Any AI written text or printed text would be an autoscript.

Noun.

Opposite of Manuscript.

The AI's Autoscript was very nice to read.

by ælyx November 2, 2023

Autoscrewed

When a text message is sent without realizing that autotype had put in words you didn't type.

"Yeah, they broke up 3 weeks ago. Apparently he'd sent her a text and after she read it she was so disgusted that she text him back that she could never be with someone like him and he shouldn't call her anymore. Then I heard a few days ago that his phone had autoscrewed him. She found out yesterday and hasn't left her room since"

by The Commonsensualist June 23, 2014

autoscream

When your Iphone auto corrects a word to the same word only capitalized.

Ex: original: gurl; autoscream: GURL
original: wat; autoscream: WAT
original: omg; autoscream: OMG

Taylor: that's so true HAHAHAHHAHAH
Sarah: whoa girl, chillax
Taylor: sorry, GURL, my autoscream is freakin

by tlady93 May 24, 2013

autoscratch

When your butthole itches, and you fart so hard it automatically scratches it.

My butthole itches.

Try to fart and autoscratch it.

by Smoot007 September 27, 2020