tutsmom's definitions

sleep purgatory

When you pass out from being drunk, you never really get sleep but you're not awake either. You are somewhere in the middle.

I'm so tired today, I got wasted last night and wound up falling into sleep purgatory.

by tutsmom December 23, 2010

autosnooze

When you repeatedly hit the snooze button without being aware enough to remember. Next thing you know you've slept too long.

I got up way too late today I must have autosnoozed all morning.

by tutsmom April 1, 2011

freebie

when you start to get gas, the first 5 or 6 farts that have no odor.

oh my god i hope i haven't used up all my freebies that one could be bad!

by Tutsmom June 8, 2009