Abolobolie

The state of being so high that one is easily confused by simple things, has difficulty following conversations, and at times over analyzing situations to the point were the person has effectively confused him/herself to a point of irritation and obsessive confusion.

A: "dude, why is he asking so many damn questions"
B: "he has reached a state of abolobolie"

A: "dude, why do humans drink water out of a cup and not out of their hands?"
B "Man, you are aboloboling, chill out"

by usegs May 28, 2013

Apollonian Crush

Usually used to refer to a celebrity crush. A kind of infatuation taken to the next level - where the person you have a crush on is mostly made up but associated with someone real. Called an Apollonian crush because of the Apollonian temperament which is a thing. People of this temperament are apparently responsible for about 90% of the world's Apollonian crushes. The term was probably coined by someone on reddit.

George has a huge crush on Laura. He likes to dream about the two of them going for long walks on the beach and laughing while talking about old English literature. Unfortunately, Laura hates the beach, and the only reason George thinks she likes old English literature is because she mentioned Shakespeare once. Luckily George's little Apollonian crush will never reach the awkward phase where he gets completely disillusioned and heartbroken when he realizes Laura isn't at all who he thinks she is. They will both go about their daily lives: George having the perfect relationship with her in his head and Laura having no idea he even likes her.

by HSPlife January 2, 2015

apollico

A ship of Nico di Angelo and the god Apollo from the Percy Jackson and The Olympians series/Heroes of Olympus.

"I ship Apollico so hard!"
"What the fuck, Apollo's your dad."

by amagicbanana July 31, 2016

Apollo Ejection Seat

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.

When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat

by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016

apollo sport

Usually a really fast and nice car that is on a poster trying to outrun a tornado.

Apollo sport is a really nice and fast car

by Beastmodefc11 February 26, 2017

Apoligisted

The word you use when you try to "apologize" for beating your kids on youtube.

I've made my case, I stood my ground, "I apoligisted", I aqueducted... - Quinton Reviews 2017

by Turbinal June 18, 2017

alologies

When something is funny but you still feel the need to apologise for it

When you've tripped a brother over by accident. "my alologies Bro"

by Jimmybro July 24, 2017