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mind jack

When a show you're watching is so good it's the equivalent of your mind masturbating. A mind jack. (From the verb 'to jack off)
I don't know how Ugly Betty and Lost manage it, but every week when I'm watching...It's just a mind jack.
by Jake White August 5, 2009
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Speaker Jack

Most commonly occurring in a committed relationship or close proximity roommate situation. It is the act of putting ones own show/music/etc on speakers before the other domestic resident can put theirs on speakers, thus forcing them to use headphones. Most relevant when the other party had theirs on speakers first, and due to an interruption they paused/muted their sound, and upon cessation of the interruption, the first party puts their audible content on speakers.
- WTF? I was watching DS:9!
- Hah! Speaker Jacked, bitch!
by Shaytan July 5, 2010
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cracker jack Realtor

slang for excellent quality, or fine ability in an occupation. In this case Realtor.
Rosemary whom is a superb Realtor introduces her associate Charlene and herself as cracker jack Realtors who will get the job done.
by cheyenne2364 September 22, 2010
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fumble jack

ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.
The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.
by evil ian November 23, 2010
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Spicey Jack

Special strain of Jack Herrer marijuana from California with strong pungent spicy smell.
by siense360 November 26, 2010
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Lumber Jack Festival

Noun:: People wearing lots of flannel.
Geezus.. You know you're in Wisconsin by the lumber jack festival in here...
by SW3518 December 27, 2010
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Stall jack

Excusing oneself to the restroom during working hours for a quick tug of the man meats.
Oh man, three minutes until the staff meeting, that's totally enough time for a stall jack.
by asdflasdfasdffff January 21, 2011
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