Whores Funnel* (aka hoes web*)
Definition:
A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.
It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).
From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.
Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.
Definition:
A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.
It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).
From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.
Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.
Dude 1: Bro, I was just tryna watch some harmless TikToks, and now I’m subscribed to three different OnlyFans. What happened?!
Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.
Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.
Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.
Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.
Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.
Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.
by ramen connoisseur January 30, 2025
Get the Whores Funnelmug. by Cuntface51 December 6, 2018
Get the Whoremug. A hoe is a girl who moves on quickly and goes from person to person looking for a bf. She may chase guys and get played by some of them . All in all being a hoe is very embarrassing.
Emily: “That one girl is a hoe she got played by three guys within a month”
Nicole : “ Nah she’s a hoe/whore “
Nicole : “ Nah she’s a hoe/whore “
by hskdjtj October 13, 2023
Get the hoe/whoremug. A six-figure voice talent like Sybil Johnson who will sell anything for a price with her sweet, next-door-neighbor voice...
"At Fred Meyers, you can get discount coupons on prices that are lower than low on food that's fresher than fresh. Fred Meyers - fresh for everyone!" - *corporate spokes-whore, Sybil Johnson
*Urban Dictionary of Understand or Not
*Urban Dictionary of Understand or Not
by UCSteve January 16, 2022
Get the spokes-whoremug. John: hi sally
Sally: your a brat
John: whore
Or
John: hi
Sally: hi
John: your pretty
Sally: your a whore
Sally: your a brat
John: whore
Or
John: hi
Sally: hi
John: your pretty
Sally: your a whore
by _just_a_brat_ May 29, 2017
Get the Whoremug. by Thedude $_76 October 2, 2019
Get the Junior whoremug. by fuckyoulittlemanwhore October 29, 2023
Get the man whoremug.