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Six Figure Hell 

A state of existential dread produced when you have earned a lot of money from your investments and are afraid of losing it, but you're still a long way off from achieving financial independence and would need to take significant risks to get there.

Term originates on the /biz/ imageboard.
Mike: Being in six figure hell sucks. I still need a 3x to make it.

Bob: Same here, I thought I was done with betting on moonshots.
Six Figure Hell by Uber_Noob2 February 17, 2021

six-figure hippie

A wealthy leftie who exhibits the unpleasant shrillness of any political absolutist alongside the stuck-up NIMBY attitudes of any other wealthy person.

A politically-correct, nanny-statist, granola, bleeding heart who make over $100,000 a year in a job that probably violates their professed political beliefs on some level. They are riddled with the guilt of the rich and make up for it by trying to impose their very specific lefty world views where ever they can.

These people are often lawyers, software engineers, real estate salespeople, entertainers, and/or self-help gurus.
Whole Foods Markets are designed to cater to six-figure hippies.

That woman with the designer yoga mat strapped to the top of her Prius, who pays her stylist $100 a month to make her hair look natural.

Over half of the wealthy people who live in places Marin County, California or rural Vermont can be characterized as six-figure hippies.
six-figure hippie by erielhonan March 10, 2010

six-figure asshole 

(n) a boss so repulsive and loathsome that nobody is willing to work for him for less than $100,000.00/year.
She had no idea that she was a six-figure asshole until she started cutting pay and her employees stormed out of the office like the place was on fire.

six-figure apology 

Judgment in a lawsuit in excess of $100,000
The person that got hurt last week is looking for a six-figure apology
six-figure apology by Pins0444 January 26, 2015

Six Figures 

Money amount with six digits. Anywhere from 100k to 999K.
Look at that frugal foo. He makes six figures but he shops at 99 cents store.
Six Figures by Naod A December 29, 2007

six figures i was only four 

Shane Dawson’s favourite song, six figures by Justin Roberts

Six Figures is a song used in memes
guy: sIx fIgUrEs I waS onLy fOuR
girl: haha love that meme
girl: *does orange justice*