Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.

“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”

by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025

simone

simone is a bully and is very mean .

“hi simone”
simone : “ go eat a salad”

by ash.cigarette March 5, 2022

Simon

slang for yes in spanish

Simon weyy

by daddy_daisy06 April 8, 2021

simone

nobody likes a simone.

david - "hey! simone how are you?"

Simone - "pushin p"

David - "ugh ok fine stink ugly"

by diepoocheese May 17, 2022

Simon

Simon is a guy that obsesses over younger kids and gets themselves into trouble. Watch your drinks around them because if you aren't careful you may get a bit dizzy and wake up naked in a Simons bed.

be careful Simon is here

by lalaljpod November 22, 2021

Simon Hickey

A man who can continue to press forward in business and real life despite ongoing attacks on himself, his property and his reputation by lesser men.

Whoa how Simon Hickey was that Bridge? Hit by 2 boats a plane and caught fire, it's still standing.

by Brenenegan June 3, 2018

Simon

Gods disciple

Simon is the best for some fucking reason

by hollacost September 22, 2023