Simon

Simon is the best guy on earth. Everone likes him and want to get his children. In the group of his friends, he is the most clever and best looking one. His knowledge and genious is astonishing and has an unbelievable humor.

No other Person is as good as Simon.

by Geilertyp69 November 22, 2021

St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022

Simon’s Disease

A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.

“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”

by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022

Simon

Simon, A really Cool dude smart funny tall and really damn cute! Blond hair blue eyes or is it green im color blind so i wouldet know He's someone you want to be around he can be the light of your day he's also over protective witch cab be really cute! He's like a bear He can be soft and cuddly and then he can be protective and Strong! Simon in general is the best

Simon.. Oh him that tall cute dude you dated him!? Foolish of you to break his heart

by Well She exists sadly April 14, 2021

Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.

Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”

by The master cock November 24, 2021

Simone

Got at throw in that booty back

I wish I can clap like simone

by Jayhundo June 8, 2021

Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud

good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???

by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020