Punch the Muffin

An ambiguous phrase used in a purely contextual manner. Amusing because it means nothing & everything at the same time; use is only limited by the user's imagination. Sometimes used to confuse the uninitiated.

Yo bro, i gotta go punch the muffin (Take a dump)
They were punching the muffin all night (Sexy time)
Tom & Joe were punching the muffin about you (Talking shit)
Punch the muffin bro! (Accompanied by the fist touch, high 5, etc...)
Way to punch the muffin dumbass (Drop the ball, screw up, etc)

by Tridelt August 6, 2007

asshole punch

A vicious punishment that is delivered to a friend when they have allowed themselves to be caught bending over or projecting their ass.

Bill became angry and teary-eyed when I gave him an asshole punch while he was climbing into the back seat of the jeep

by SSG Dutton September 11, 2006

dolphin punch

When a guy pops a huge wally wiener and pokes someone in the face. Usually the penile poke in the face is more like a jab but tricky experts in the art of dolphin punching have a variety of techniques like the upper cut, windmill, handstand reach around, and my all time favorite the sucker punch. "hey whats that over there", and BAM!!! a slap stick anaconda straight into their cornea. This is usually a prank played on friends, your girlfriend, or maybe your boss. So have fun dolphin punching your way to success.

Jose if you don't shut up i'm gonna dolphin punch you right in your eye.

by Saltbox October 28, 2005

Punch Smartie

A modern-day version of Punch Buggie - if you see a Smart car you say "Punch Smartie!" while punching a friend, usually on the shoulder, and call out the car's color. It is customary that you say "No Punch Backs" or your friend gets a free hit.

PDiddy: "Punch Smartie Red!" as he hits LN on the shoulder.
LN: Punching PDiddy says "You didn't say no punch backs!"

by PToTheDiddy March 20, 2009

Punchable

Having or pertaining to the act of being overly receptive to punches.

Ex. It would be nice if I get to wake up on my own for once and not to the sounds of my sister being extremely punchable.

by Toatsmagots October 28, 2009

National punch your sibling day

July 12th is national punch your sibling day! (If you don’t already do it every day) today is your day to shine! If you don’t have a sibling punch yourself because only children are pussy’s.

Person one: I can’t wait to punch my sibling! On national punch your sibling day!

Person two: I already do that everyday man!

Person three: I’m a pussy I don’t have a sibling

by Benny19 July 11, 2018

Donkey Punch (ladies)

A female version of an unconventional sex act. A female straddles a male in the cowgirl position. When he is about to ejaculate, she punches him in the chest, and grabs onto his neck. She rides him to orgasm as tries to remove her from his penis.

This is a playful act, usually consensual in nature. The 'punch' is more of a shock or surprise, and can be done with ice, or other method to shock the male. Slapping, feathers, cold water, a finger in the ass, or anything of that nature will achieve the desired result. The purpose is to achieve female orgasm by a male partner who is trying to escape.

My boyfriend didn't get me off for a week, when he was trying to rush last night, I gave him a Donkey Punch (ladies) !

by EVILEYE SAM June 23, 2010