angry polar bear

When you hum lightly and put your face right inbetween a fat girl's tits and shake your head vigorously side-to-side, keeping your lips and cheeks loose so they flop around and make an audible sound.
This act can also be performed on well-endowed thin women.

My god, that fat chick is busting out of her tank top both above and below! You think she'd slap me if I went over and gave her an angry polar bear?

by NAW November 25, 2006

polanis

uses same jokes over and over again and is the only one to laugh at them each time (including the first time). aka Tom Rogers

Tom Rogers- Im a ninja! PWNED NOOBS! TIME TO WASH DISHES! Im a ninja! PWNED NOOBS! TIME TO WASH DISHES! Im a ninja! PWNED NOOBS! TIME TO WASH DISHES!

Normal Person- Wow calm yourself little polanis..

by kayler?! April 3, 2007

polar bear hug

When a guy blows his load between a woman's boobs then asks for a hug. They smother the "white-stuff" on each other's chests and say "ahhhh"

When Mann and May have sex they always finish with the polar bear hug

by Charlie & Sarah May 17, 2006

[Polack]

A Polish Wizard of the Shakespearian Era from the country of Polackia. Known widely for their enchanting spells and limricks. Commonly associated with broomsticks, elves, and sausage.
Note: Polish people = non-magic bearing Polacks.

There goes a Polack across the sky!

by SmexyFaust January 21, 2009

Roman Polanski

One of the most imaginative directors of all time who led a life of pain and loss that very few of his absent-minded detractors can't imagine. Often remembered in the United States for: 1. something that happened nearly 30 years ago by a woman who, for being so traumatized by the experience, is anxious to relay the experience so she doesn't become the historical footnote she should have been and 2. For being the husband of a pregnant woman who was viciously slaughtered but who, for some insane reason, is held in lower esteem than the animal who orchestrated her murder

Every director (especially those of the Hollywood persuasion) is perverted in one way or another, not just Roman Polanski.

by Donna D. July 25, 2006

Polar Pop

When your girl puts an ice cube in her pussy and it's your job to find it before it melts.

My girl tried doing a polar pop with me last night, but it melted.

by valentinta June 18, 2017

Polar Dipping

V. Giving an old man with white/gray pubic hair head.

That girl likes older men. She goes polar dipping all the time.

by laurrit January 17, 2009