Mud Muff

When you fuck a girl reverse cowgirl in her ass, after she got drunk and ate too much Taco Bell, then she diarrhea’s all over your pubes and cock

Sarah puked on my feet right after she gave me a mud muff

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

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Muff Nuggets

The female version of dangle berries, where dried up clumps of cum & other fluids collect in bundles of various sizes towards the ends of her pubic hair

"Bruv, I pulled down her panties and bumped into the meanest collection of muff nuggets I've ever seen!"

by Busted Gumboot January 19, 2017

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Muff Dander

Dandruff of the Muff. Dead skin cells resulting from dry skin in or around the Muff area.

I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.

by HarpCity January 26, 2019

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Muff dribble

A term of endearment but also an insult. Literally meaning the fluid from a vagina

Don't be silly, you fucking muff dribble

by Snakepig January 16, 2020

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Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter is like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

by kayraw April 07, 2015

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