man muff

The pubic hair of a man.

Lorna was repulsed by George's man muff when she took off his tightie whities.

by Cozeen March 4, 2005

MUFF

Acronym for Mandatory Ugly Fat friend. Every hot girl has one, if you find one that doesn't have a MUFF:
1. You are a moron, look harder
2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron
3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your life

If you don't have a MUFF, you are one.

by notmobert March 24, 2004

muff

A women's pussy or vagina if you like that word better which I really don't care anyways.

I heard he liked her muff.

by Robert L. Walker August 28, 2005

moffer

(noun) a younger woman or girl who is attracted to older men (at least fifteen years older)

"wow, obama is so hott!" -14 yr old lucy
"gosh lucy, you're such a freaking moffer!" -cindy
"and proud of it!" -lucy

by dangyoushottgrandpa November 1, 2009

anal muff mole

Anal muff moles can usually be found amongst the unkempt pubic foliage of vagrants’ anal nether regions. They are smaller than the common mole and their diet consists almost entirely of dingleberries and trouser turf.

'When we turned the body of the tramp over, seven 'anal muff moles' came scurrying out of his trousers.'

by mtotheo February 1, 2005

muff

When someone does something dumb, you muff them with your hand swipe upside their head while sayin muff and move your hand back and forth in a sawing motion

Turn off your car before your battery dies an shit dude............................................................an shit man..... I was bein sarcastic nigga.
MUFFFFFFFFFF Able !!!!!!!!!!!

by ROberto Fabre June 29, 2003

muff dived

When two girls eat eachother out

Those chicks muff dived in that pic!

by jordan February 23, 2005