Drake-Maxxing is where someone tries to get their Johnson the size of drake. It’s usually very painful the way they do it, whether if it’s sticking a electro pad to it then cranking it up to 50 volts or putting it in molten glass. Whatever to become sigma.
When was the last time you were Drake-Maxxing, you look weak af.
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Compiling as many men as possible to partake in gay acts. Ie: Oral sex, gay sex, gay anal sex, gay kissing.
by Luckpangor June 12, 2024
Get the Bloke Maxxing mug."Jelq Master: noun. A person who has mastered the ancient art of 'pulling one's penis shaft' so effectively that they could probably convince you it's a fitness technique of enlarging.
Person A: "Hey, did you hear about John? He's become a real jelq maxer."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."
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Get the jelq maxer mug.A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Known to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. Like swaffling,: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen". Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect. With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.
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