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Bitch-itch Mitch

When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.
Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.

Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!
by Mischievousmonkey July 8, 2016
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Jock Itch

The shittiest thing a man will experience in their dull, dull life.
I want to die, because of Jock Itch of course.
by Mikes x Hellen Keller March 1, 2019
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Uchiha Itachi

A super hot bad-ass guy who is stronger than anyone you know and can bench more than 500kg. He is extremely skilled at genjutsu with his super high levelled Sharingan which was stolen from his body by his younger brother, Sasuke-kun. Itachi, despite being crazy strong, is really kind and psycho. He killed his entire clan just so that his younger brother could kill him and become village hero.
Figure 1: Hey, isn't he the one who killed his entire clan?

Figure 2: Yea, Uchiha Itachi.

Figure 3: Omg , why is he so damn hot? and strong!
by Itachi's lover July 12, 2020
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Maker's Itch

The almost palpable sensation of restlessness a maker gets if he or she hasn't created something or worked on their latest project for an extended period of time (due to work or other commitments getting in the way, for example).
T: Dude. Can you stop jiggling your feet?
A: I can't just sit here, man - I've gotta build something. This Maker's Itch is driving me crazy!
by WordMaker February 2, 2013
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make my teeth itch

This is a term that is used to describe when someone or something is so offensive or foul that they make your teeth itch. Would be similar to someone making your skin crawl. Only worse. If you don’t think this is a real saying then you’re making my teeth itch.
Hey Dave, did you see that announcement Boris Johnson made about the party at Downing Street?

“That cunt does nothing but make my teeth itch every time he opens his mouth…”
by LittleBARON February 11, 2022
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itchyfanny

I thought an Itchyfanny was an Japanese
motorbike until I discovered Smirnoff.
by John MacMillan November 14, 2003
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Itchy Blanket

An itchy blanket is where a guy shaves his pubes into a girl and then proceeds to fuck her.
Shave my wookie so we can have an itchy blanket!
by MufasaNig December 14, 2010
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