niño gordo

person that naturally attracts unwanted events; someone that has bad luck because of his/her being "niño(a) gordo(a)"

-We ran out of gas!
-F*ck! It's your fault, you're a niño gordo!

by ufff May 9, 2009

Gordo

A person, usually a male who showers himself in an ecstacy of technology. The person needs the latest technology and would sacrifice a first-born child to obtain first generations of any new devices. Money, relationships and basic human needs do not come between Gordo and technology.

"Hank is being such a Gordo going to Wal-Mart to wait in line in the rain overnight for that new gaming system."

"I told my girlfriend we wouldn't be able to afford cabo because I was buying us both new phones. Her response? 'I can't believe I'm dating a Gordo.'"

by focuspoint December 14, 2008

gordon

a person who has no life and is dumb

Gordon is dumb and is a no life

by A random 12 November 8, 2016

jay gordon

The lead singer from the band Orgy. He is incredibly stuck up, loves attention, and is very arrogant. While he may be good looking, his attitude ruins that. At the age of 37, he still needs his dad to do just about everything for him.

Jay Gordon is an arrogant whiny loser.

by MissIndustrial June 3, 2004

Gordified

to completely fuck something up due to mechanical stupidity. The "gordifier" is often further handicapped by having red hair and his fear of precipitation.

That second shift journeyman eating burritos gordified all his parts and must be redone.

by MrJudasIscariot December 17, 2008

A Gordon Ramsay

When someone starts a sentence pleasant and nice but then ends it with saying something offensive.

Me:I was honestly surprised by how well you did. If I was comparing you to a fat fuck!
Friend:Dude that was such a Gordon Ramsay.

by LoneLaser0217 December 21, 2016

Gordon

An arrogant low life scum who feeds off drama and negative attention.

No one cares about Gordon's opinions.

by Thgkvvgnnb March 30, 2016