1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

I think the top one is pretty good but could use a little adjustment.
So I give you the "easy for anyone to understand" version.

1 - Untappable ( The: I'd hit it if I were 30 shots deep..and unconscious..possibly dead too..preferably)
2 - Untappable (The: I'd never hit)
3 - Untappable (The: Maybe with a bag?... Nah. Never. uh uh can't.)
4 - Fucking Nerdy
5 - Average. Plain. (Men's stamp of approval but u won't get points with the homies.)
6 - More than 'just' plain. On the cute side I guess. (The: "My peen is rising" & +2 points with the homies.)
7 - Attractive (Not quite a babe yet. +3 points with the homies.)
8 - A Babe (+5 points with the homies.)
9 - Sexy (The: I can't hold my boner. +12 points with the homies.)
10 - Absolute perfection. Fire Hot. (Something kin to the kind of standard you'd find in a maxim magazine. +900 points with the homies.)

Bro: Dude, that one girl from home ec was totally checking me out. She's like a total 8.
Dude: The one with the overalls? Bro, she was a total 4. untappable bro..
Bro: Nah Dude the one nexxttt to her.
Dude: Ohhhh. Bro, shes a total babe.
1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

by fuken betchis November 26, 2016

Female Cock

A women's Vagina.

This club tonight is a sausage fest, where's all the female cock?

by pusherman_cr July 26, 2010

Female

The breed of gender that has a pussy

Jared Sucro that nigga cant even talk to a fucking female.

by JSukesIsAFAG November 5, 2019

Female

finest thing created

Every female is a strong, beautiful person.

by hhghf July 16, 2018

1-10 female attractiveness scale

1) You look worse than medusa omg
2) not as bad but my eyes are still melting
3) getting there still fugly
4) if she was the last person on earth...
5) give or take
6) your cute
7) your fit
8) scared to talk to her
9) *erection*
10) excuse me for 20 minutes...

Man 1: dude my girl asked for a 1-10 female attractiveness scale rating what do I do?
Man 2: Tell her she's a 1 and run

by TheShadowOfThePhoenixPhantom August 27, 2016

1-10 female rate scale

A method used by pencil dicked virgins to rate women's bodies and looks on a scale of how badly they want to engage in coitus with said unattainable female

Damn! Jennifer Anniston is like 60 and still a total 10 on the 1-10 female rate scale.

by theycallmemule September 10, 2016

female

This isnt a weblog, i know, but i have to post this little thought:
Why do some women call all men chauvanistic sexists when that in itself is a sexist statement?
The main gripe about guys like myself who dont concern themselves with the "lower extremites" of the female body (I am not gay, just considerate) is that they are so goddam subtle in screwing with people (Some of our more devious sisters). Us guys, if we want revenge will mess your ass up by laying the SMACKDOWN right then an there, the devious sisters will set up a ten step plan to screw you up for years...

Shadow: Yep, i love females...however, some of them are kinda....
Shanjay: Bitchy? Yep, evil sisters really just mess up male/female relations worldwide

And yes, most guys are assholes

by Shanjay April 21, 2005