East Northumberland Secondary School

If you want to come to a school full of white people who wear steeltoes, shit boxes in the parking lot, and a very off balance of good and bad staff members, you want ENSS.

This place has it all, shitty gym equipment, terrible flooring in said gyms, musty ass bathrooms, dirty ass classrooms, and horrible programs :).

“Hey I went to East Northumberland Secondary School as well”
“Oh wow no were both collage drop outs cause ENSS sucked at teaching!”

by Jeffery Hosington February 17, 2021

Eastuin

The Greatest Man To Live.
Legend says he’s not full human that he is a immortal being in a mortals essence.

Please Have My Kids Eastuin

by Urban Dictionary ‎ March 22, 2021

Eastman

A man who lives on woman

The Eastman was up to his old tricks living off his new girlfriend

by Dr. Homeslice February 27, 2022

eastport south manor

AKA the pharmacy; Filled with a bunch of drug dealers, racist white kids, rich snobs, and just a few normal people. You can’t open a door without getting in trouble and you get detention for forgetting your id. The security guards all have sticks up their asses and water comes out of the ceiling. Don’t forget about the birds who visit. They care more about money and success than students safety so they make everyone come in when the roads are icy enough to kill someone.

Principal: Yeah so it’s a blizzard outside but you guys have to come in and take an Algebra 2 test anyway!
Kids: *Crash car*
Principal: Detention for being late

Kids: We love eastport south manor!

by abcdefuuuuu March 7, 2022

East Park

A large suburb of Wolverhampton, generally known for crime, shootings and dossers. The area is split mainly into three separate estates; East Park, Deansfield and Eastfield.

Very much a proud part of the Black Country, a majority of the area is build on top of disused coal mines. If you enjoy living amongst druggies and yam yams then you’ll love it here!

Meet you on the bonks over East Park mucka

by EPDon March 12, 2022

Eastern Roman Empire

The Eastern Roman Empire, also referred to as the Byzantine Empire or Byzantium, was the continuation of the Roman Empire in its eastern provinces during Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages, when its capital city was Constantinople. It survived the fragmentation and fall of the Western Roman Empire in the 5th century AD and continued to exist for an additional thousand years until the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Empire in 1453. During most of its existence, the empire remained the most powerful economic, cultural, and military force in Europe.

The Ottomans whipped Byzantium's ass so hard, that they revolted 4 0 0 years after... Only if it was 420 years... Fuck this job I don't get paid enough to write this shit...

e.g.

Random 1: Yo wanna bully the Turkish kid?

Random 2: Dunno pal look what happened to Constantinople...

Random 1: Oh shii you right.... Eastern Roman Empire my ass.

by Stinky Greek Boy from Syros April 15, 2022

east pilled

A term applied to white males who have a clear sexual preference for Asian women and who have a clear bias against any women that are not Asian.

Tyler is so east pilled he only fines Korean girls attractive.

by GravyPouch May 27, 2023