bonks

Descriptor for the act of bumping fists, usually performed in celebration.

Dude 1: "Dude, we were just chosen to judge a wet t-shirt contest."

Dude 2: "Bonks."

by George T Harrison July 11, 2008

bonks

1. to drive one crazy or absolutely mad

2. another version of the word bonkers

"That new kid is so cute that it drives me bonks!"

by JohnnyVonFurstenberger February 20, 2006

Bonk

To hit someone for saying something suggestive

H: Dayum she dummy thicc
J: …..
L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL!
F: *records*
H: I was joking

by Ace the simp May 07, 2023

Bonking

In endurance sports, particularly cycling and running, hitting the wall or the bonk describes a condition caused by the depletion of glycogen stores in the liver and muscles, which manifests itself by precipitous fatigue and loss of energy. Milder instances can be remedied by brief rest and the ingestion of food or drinks containing carbohydrates. The condition can usually be avoided by ensuring that glycogen levels are high when the exercise begins, maintaining glycogen levels during exercise by eating or drinking carbohydrate-rich substances, or by reducing exercise intensity.

I bonked at 80 miles, just nothing left in the legs.

I completed the marathon without bonking.

by BodyAttacker April 25, 2011

BONK

*HAMMER TO HEAD*

*BONK*

by coochie doctor March 23, 2020

the bonk

the bonk is some nasty ass school lunch people would want

hey can you go get me the bonk, i’m hungry

by TheBum November 14, 2019

bonking

Having sex. It's a word that is widely acceptable in British society - not as rude as shag and *far* less rude than the offensive fuck.

The London Times recently wrote that President Bill Clinton "may forever be known as Bonking Bill."

by martin November 13, 2003