lazy dolphin

So like when your laying there and tired and someone is horny your partner rolls over and pops their ass and your grinding that shit until they get theirs. That’s the lazy dolphin and then you go to bed.

Tracy “I’m tired. Can we just do the lazy dolphin and got to bed?”

by anonymous May 1, 2021

Diving dolphin

A cheap malfunctioning sex toy.

The sex toy looked like a diving dolphin and sparks were coming out of it when it was turned on.

by anonymous January 21, 2022

triangular dolphin

The act of seeing someone on tinder by the name Matt and swiping right.

Wow I just saw Matt on tinder, I should definitely Triangular Dolphin him!

by Pompom69 December 11, 2021

Hammer dolphin

A very skinny, very hairless man with a giant cock. Nuff said.

Did you see Quinten in the shower the other day? Total hammer dolphin. Fuck I'd love to be that guy.

by Published author man dude bro April 4, 2022

save the dolphins

when a group of people shower or are in a bath together in order to save the dolphins, penetration is often involved.

I dropped a can of tuna into the toilet and it used up so much water i had to save the dolphins with Paul later.

by raw dogs cheese wheel April 6, 2011

Thrashing the Dolphin

Masturbation.

Man, the other day I had a glorious orgasm after Thrashing the Dolphin for a few minutes

by Cpt Kickass420 December 23, 2011

the full dolphin

To shave or wax ALL hair from the body. Including eyebrows, pubic, head and body hair.

Cory: what did you decide on for your wax?
Michelle: I went for the full dolphin

by jamesjwood April 26, 2017