dashboard confessional

SHIT. their lyrics suck. Jesus, I feel gay just thinking about them.

Gay guy: listen to this DC cd
regular guy: sure buddy
gay guy: isn't this great
regular guy: ...*gurgling
The regular guy dies because of massive blood loss from the ears.

by Erasmus March 27, 2005

Dashboard

During sex or foreplay, when a girl lies on her back and raises her feet over her head, a dashboard is the resulting panel of instruments available for manipulation and perusal.

He honked her teets and slathered her dashboard.

by marlowe9 October 19, 2010

Smash and Dash

To have sex with someone and then leave immediately after you have climaxed

"Man i'm finna smash and dash this girl tonite"

by k.smoove January 2, 2010

dashboarding

The act of slamming one’s significant other into the dashboard of the car; usually after prom or a formal event.

Due to her incessant yammering, Steve was 'dashboarding' Alyssa without regard to her visage.

Rick: “You have been talking to too many other boys”
Maeve: “Don’t be so protective”
Rick ‘dashboards’ Maeve
Rick: “How about that *****”

by Chris Sentmier May 25, 2007

Denny's Dash

When you bolt on the tab at a restaurant when you don't got the cash becasue you got three kids and a dead beat dad who don't pay.

Ma did a Denny's dash last night cuz we tired of the govemunt chz.

by Paullee April 9, 2007

dashboard confessional

Emo? You people really have no idea what you are talking about. This shitty band is not emo. In fact emo doesnt even really exist.

Person One: "Hey do you like emo?"
Person Two: "I hate you."

by atthedrive-inforever January 24, 2005

DASH

Dumb
Ass
Stupid
Hoe

Like ohh my god, Kelsey is such a DASH! Look at her flirting with my boyfriend!

by Jess933 April 24, 2008