An alternate way to call someone a whore or slut, while also attempting to make them look stupid after they confusingly ask what you said.
Thacker's Facebook status: "Banged nine girls last week. Hell yeah."
Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."
Thacker: "A what?"
The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."
Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."
Thacker: "A what?"
The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."
by AaronCopeland July 13, 2011
Get the clit farmer mug.Like the junk punch for guys, this version involves basically doing a "cup check" on a woman. Basically I invented this by accident after my girl tried to "cup check" me. I figured that since she doesn't have the same parts... It wouldn't hurt as bad... Apparently (as she described it) it is the equivalent of a guy getting hit in the balls... My bad...
Like in the video game Saints Row the Third, that bitch was pissing me off so I had to use the clit punch attack.
by Painful jujitsu February 4, 2012
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The use of a suctioning device placed on the clitoris to create a new sensation and enlarge it.
"I'm gunna go buy a clit pump because my clit is so small you can't even find it!"
"I'm gunna go buy a clit pump because my clit is so small you can't even find it!"
by Dr. V. Jay, PhD November 6, 2014
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Get the Cliterally mug.The enlarged clitoris of a male-to-female transsexual.
by SkaiSelachamorph September 2, 2013
Get the tranny clit mug.When a clitoris and beer gut become so large your doctor tells you that you are a fat ass. This area is penetrable only by ones cousin.
by Wordsmith57 June 17, 2015
Get the Beer clit mug.When a female climaxes after being rubbed three times on the pussy. Open sesame is not required, but suggested.
A girl performs the Genie of the Clit when she climaxes after being rubbed three times on the pussy. Open sesame is not required, but suggested.
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