Cereal

The threatening voicemail from a legal representation scam which promises "the local cops", utilizing a poorly educated robot who not only doesn't know your name, but also none of the specifics on your "4 serious allegations", yet closes with a pleasant "thank you!"

My blocked numbers are clogged with cereal, just like my arteries

by NativityNinja August 24, 2018

Cerebro

Your smart nerdy friend.

Hey, Cerebro, put down that lego Deathstar and talk to a girl. Stat.

by Bobakalacka January 14, 2020

cereal squatters

Refers to people who habitually store their breakfast-crunchies in your pantry-cupboard instead of keeping them in their own house.

People who live with other folks often have a bog problem with said fellow humans' selfishly snitching their tasty snacks to chow down on themselves, so I can see how these unfortunate souls might indeed legitimately need to become cereal squatters, just to keep their pricey comestibles out of the reach of their grabby co-habitats. If shelf-space is a problem, however, you could suggest that said Wheaties-stashers combine two or more boxes into one larger bag or wide-mouth bottle, so that more food can be stored in the same space.

by QuacksO April 25, 2020

Ceres

Canadian slang for a Raven Haired woman.

Sarah is a natural Ceres.

by Svetlana Svetikova fan May 31, 2021

Cerelina

A person who wants to live happy and peaceful but has a lot of problems in life.

Cerelina wants to be happy but she can't because she have depression.

by thelastdandelions June 8, 2021

Arabic Cereal

When you piss in someone’s mouth and also shit in it

Damn, he really just *arabic cereal* ‘ed that mf

by Buttramm3r September 29, 2019

award ceremony

when your friend decides to shower with you and put the penis up the butt and spank em in showers. And masturbate together and paint the shower with your cum and makes the bathroom beautiful. And giving your mom a heart attack.

award ceremony wapppppp

by quartz89 January 27, 2022