buffer

military acronym
biggest ugliest fattest fucker ever recruited
commonly used in navy

hes the buffer on this ship

by Kyle Celeron October 28, 2008

Cock Buffer

someone who thoroughly enjoys "spit shinning" another males penis.

X0X0Beans (Peterson Beans) is a real cock buffer.

by UD January 28, 2003

buffness

fit, really nice lookin, sexy, hot, martians from space, marty brown, bob dogman, he keeps pasin me by wiv an iguna on his shulda and its so buff

cattles up a fishes bum woz ere luvin da sharkz!:D

by cattlesupafishesbum March 9, 2005

Lo Mein Buffet

When a man stuffs feces into the vagina and anus of his partner, has sexual intercourse with both orifices, and transmits HIV to the unknowing partner whose orifices are filled with shit.

Dude, Zachary totally gave that fat stripper the Lo Mein Buffet last night. Wait till that bitch finds out she's got AIDS, that's gonna be fuckin hilarious!

by Dick Slap Death February 4, 2010

Chinese Buffet

The guy fucks a girl in the ass. Then she gives the guy oral sex. thats the Chinese Buffet :)
Well its not as bad as eating a black dog.

have sex in the ass then have oral sex. thats the chinese buffet!

by Bonnie&Clyde2142 December 22, 2010

buffer overrun

A "system failure" which occurs when an in-progress DVR recording "runs over" and catches up to the live, on-air broadcast, leaving the viewer to suffer through commercial breaks and other moments typically advanced past using the fast forward feature. Recovery can be attained by postponing the live review, or through the use of the pause and replay features, to refill the "buffer" of recorded content.

Can also apply to streaming video and related live-playing internet media, such as a YouTube video, when hampered by a sluggish download speed.

"Even though I set my DVR to record the finale, I just couldn't wait to watch it. So rushed home, got there about 20 after, and hit play, but after zipping though the first two commercial breaks I hit a buffer overrun and now I'm stuck watching the stupid commercials! Grar!"

by markfromhouston September 25, 2009

Buffer Zone

The number of people needed in a group so you can enjoy yourself and not have to worry about having too much face time with *THAT* person in your circle (the frenemy, the "let's just be friends" ex, the hookup that turned out to be a really bad idea, the tool, etc)

Damn, Kelly responded to Rob's Taco Tuesday invite too; looks like only four of us. Let me ask Zak and Sara so there's a buffer zone.

by amyhaha July 29, 2011