badger 

an unattractive sub-species of the cougar; whereas the term "cougar" commonly refers to a mature female on the prowl, the term "badger" can bring to mind a fugly cougar.

Johnny went off on a cougar hunt last night, had too much to drink, and ended up spearing a badger.

badger by susansh March 18, 2009

badgering

The sexual act of directly blowing air into your partner's colon through the anus.

1) My boyfriend drove me crazy by alternating between badgering and rimming me.

2) My new guy is totally into badgering; I nearly ran out of breath last night.

badgering by Nonstandard Deviant March 24, 2009

Boss Eyed Badger Fucker

One who has a boss eye and violates badgers
badger fucker

"Oh for fucks sake what has that boss eyed badger fucker done now?"

Boss Eyed Badger Fucker by Q November 3, 2003

Honey Badger 

"Honey" is sweet, a honey Badger is exactly the opposite. They feed on snake heads and whatever insects that pack the most sting. Ever heard of Badger hunting? no, you haven't because the badger's hunt YOU!

Honey Badger is often a complement. If somebody calls you a Honey Badger their basically saying your one nasty guy who knows how to get some. A Honey Badger s a leader that teaches the crowd weather something is a no go or a go for it;) Honey Badger only goes sweet on the ladys, but be warn can still be a total Jack A.

Guy #1 "That guy is one sick puppy."
Guy #2 "More like one sick Honey Badger."

Honey Badger by Newbook2013 December 30, 2013

Sea Badger 

Much more visible through an alcoholic haze. Also visible in seas off Argyll in October (the mating season).
Sea Badgers

"Is that a Sea Badger, buoy? Or a Wide-mouthed Frog?"

Sea Badger by mcafzap June 2, 2006

badger farts 

Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.

Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.

Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them

"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.

"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.

badger farts by scodder May 18, 2010

Naughty Badger 

A naughty badger is when a very old man with white pubes has sex with a younger woman who's pubes are still dark in color.

She only wanted grandpa for his money, but they still did the naughty badger!

Naughty Badger by Tester256 July 24, 2009