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The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.
When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger.
by aquilla_sky June 13, 2012
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A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.
Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!

2.35 seconds later

Oh look, I'm dead!
by Squaids187 July 05, 2010
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A vicious and very hardy feral animal that can withstand attacks, stings, and even snake bites yet keeps on killing and eating. Metaphorically, an assistant or political operative who takes a similar "no-holds-barred" approach and is always on the attack despite attacks and reprisals.
"Official Washington and its counterparts around the globe are struggling to understand just how much the honey badgers are now running the show." - TIME magazine, 13 February 2017
by al-in-chgo February 04, 2017
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One who doesn't care, doesn't give a shit.
He leaves the fridge open, he doesn't wash the dishes, he doesn't put dirty towels in the washer, he leaves dirty biking gloves in the living room, he doesn't care, he doesn't give a shit. He is a Honeybadger.
by nortini April 22, 2011
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–verb (used with or without object)

1. to not give a shit under any circumstances; to have disregard for others' perceptions or beliefs

2. to have such an insatiable desire that you're willing to overcome great odds to satisfy it, such as slapping cobras, or fighting jackals
ex: (without object) So what if we get arrested? I'm honeybadgering tonight.

ex: (with direct object) My grade in that class wouldn't change no matter what I got on the exam, so I honeybadgered it.
by Nastyass Honeybadger April 28, 2011
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Term used to describe an experienced male that targets younger females.

Honey Badgers are usually characterised by their vicious over confidence, lack of contraception and the inabillity to recognise clamydea as a cause for concern.
-"Comin out honey badgerin tonight"?

-"I'm gonna knaw through her knickers like a naughty honey badger".
by yido8869 January 07, 2010
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The most fearless animal in the world. Honey badgers regularly eat bee larvae even though they get stung over 9000 times, steal food from much bigger animals like leopards, and even attack and eat poisonous snakes.

A honey badger that is bit by one of the most venomous snakes in the world - a puff adder - will pass out for a few minutes, wake up all pissed, and proceed to eat the said snake.
by herpy July 25, 2011
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