Athletes balls

Tiny, useless testicles that many athletes develop after years of anabolic steroid use.

Barry Bonds may perform well on the field, but he's definitely lacking performance in other areas now that he has developed Athletes balls.

by Dratin January 20, 2009

Atherholt

The best family on the planet, often described as being "awesome" or "fantastical"

Guy 1: "Dude, he's so fly!"

Guy 2: "Duh, hes an Atherholt"

by korrosiv January 28, 2009

Athmas

An alternative atheistic "holiday" that corresponds with the Christmas season. There are many derivations of celebration, but main themes include satirizing commercialism and religion, eating Athmas burritos, and generally giving atheists and other non-christians a chance to celebrate without giving in to religious nonsense.

Athams is abbreviated "-mas", which represents "christmas without the christ".

Guy1- What did you do over winter vacation?
Guy2- I celebrated Athmas.
Guy1- What's that, like atheist christmas?
Guy2- Sorta, but not really. I ate athmas burritos, decorated my athmas tree, and gave an athmas present to my cat.
Guy1- That sounds awesome! I think I'll celebrate athmas next year, since Jesus never actually existed.

by SteveRogers December 22, 2008

Atheii

A term used by uneducated devout theists to call a bunch of evil atheists because it just sounds so much evil-er. In a twist of cruel irony, the term has been more frequently used by atheists to make fun of the said devout bunch of anti-intellectuals or to have a laugh at their expense by testing Poe's law.

Dear blessed Mary, the atheii are storming the village! Martha, hide the kids and get me my twelve inch crucifix.

by James Bond. James... Bond February 15, 2010

athletic dick

When you date a guy who's very athletic and used to hard workouts, and he brings the serious dick (D) to the point of exhausting you. The dick was so serious you might have to take an advil afterwards to recover.

Damn, girl! Brandon gave me that athletic dick last night and I'm worn the fuck out.

by alicianola February 3, 2017

atha'd

To (attempt to) retrade a deal at the last minute or drop a bomb during final negotiations.

Wow, you got atha'd at the worst time. What a shocker!

by Idlehands September 14, 2018

wedding atheist

A man (or woman) who although happy to have a long-term relationship, has absolutely no interest or belief in marriage.

Girlfriend: It's been 10 years now, can we talk about our marriage already?
Boyfriend: Oh shit didn't I tell you? I'm a wedding atheist

by Bodyscanner October 15, 2010