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An alternative atheistic "holiday" that corresponds with the Christmas season. There are many derivations of celebration, but main themes include satirizing commercialism and religion, eating Athmas burritos, and generally giving atheists and other non-christians a chance to celebrate without giving in to religious nonsense.

Athams is abbreviated "-mas", which represents "christmas without the christ".
Guy1- What did you do over winter vacation?
Guy2- I celebrated Athmas.
Guy1- What's that, like atheist christmas?
Guy2- Sorta, but not really. I ate athmas burritos, decorated my athmas tree, and gave an athmas present to my cat.
Guy1- That sounds awesome! I think I'll celebrate athmas next year, since Jesus never actually existed.
Athmas by SteveRogers December 22, 2008
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Athmane is the type of guy to not go on Urban Dictionary and write lies about you after he doesn't hang around with you no more. In truth Athmane is a laid back and charismatic guy. he is often referred to as smart and hilarious, and in case your wondering is fully equipped.
Women 1: "Athmane is my ideal kind of man"
Women 2: "I know right, I already gave him my number"
Athmane by B.D.E October 22, 2018
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athasia is a name of a girl. She is good in singing and a very nice person but she is a green minded person but at the same time, a Godly person.
“look at Athasia! her voice is so good”
Athasia by hcneyjeeya September 6, 2019
Athaash is a sexy boy who is actually the best mathematician for any teen out there. His fortnite skills will be unmatched as he is faze sway. He will also like a girl starting with L.
Athaash is a badman at school.
Athaash by Brindan123 July 9, 2021
Like To Help Others When They in their low but can't help himself from any problem. Having a bad backstory and memories. Likely to hide his pain and sadness behind his smile
Athmar like to protect others from get hurt but I cant afford when come for myself .Athmar trying to heal myself by my own
ATHMAR by Sneax™ November 22, 2021
Akhmas, is a kind, caring person. He is liked by all. Anyone who’s an akhmas is kind to girls and easy to love and get along with as a friend. But also can have a dangerous side to whenever the need to use it lethaly.
He’s an Akhmas
akhmas by Xx Easy April 23, 2018

Noah Atemas 

Noah Atemas also known as Mr. Steal Your Girl can always be found googling random shit and looking at wikipedia.
He especially enjoys rap music videos from the 18th centurie

Noah Atemas suffers from an obsession with Emma Watson and Jenna Ortega and for some reason he seems to consistently end up on Rule 34 websites.

With an exceptionally good hairline Noah Atemas dominates any room he enters.

He is a women magnet, so please believe it, unless your game is tight and you trust her, don't bring her around him because, he's a flirt
- Hey what are you doing
- Just looking at Drake's wikipedia. Did you know that he was born October 24, 1986 and is a Canadian rapper, singer and actor.
- Holy fuck that is such a Noah Atemas moment
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