Atheii 

A term used by uneducated devout theists to call a bunch of evil atheists because it just sounds so much evil-er. In a twist of cruel irony, the term has been more frequently used by atheists to make fun of the said devout bunch of anti-intellectuals or to have a laugh at their expense by testing Poe's law.

Dear blessed Mary, the atheii are storming the village! Martha, hide the kids and get me my twelve inch crucifix.

Atheii by James Bond. James... Bond February 15, 2010

internet atheist 

Typically an angry teenager or other power inhibited individual who thinks that all religion across the globe is either Islamic Terrorist or American Christian Fundamentalist and that their arguments are sound because they have watched a Dawkins video online. They take special pleasure in assuming that people with a faith are either deeply offended or will change their life due to anonymous comment based "wisdom".

I wear Internet Atheist t-shirts that try offend old women because I want the world to be free of things that offend me. I am just that devoted. Now go away, I'm playing Skyrim.

internet atheist by Apple iMolestation Device October 30, 2015

r/atheism 

An organized system of beliefs, cultural systems, world views, ideas, and ideals that relate humanity to an order of existence without god. The religion of atheism crowd-sourced under the church of reddit. A sermonizing vanity project that practices ritualistic circlejerking of pseudo-philosophical platitudes originating primarily on facebook. A self-celebrating, fedora wearing scene of experts on Occam's razor. Ontological superfluity.

redditor 1: "What's r/atheism?"

redditor 2: "Oh, you mean that church of religious zealots that downvote any reference to god?"

redditor 1: "Yeah, prepare to be shadowbanned."

r/atheism by Don't use your real names. January 23, 2015

Internet Atheist 

Not to be mistaken for an atheist who merely uses the internet, an internet atheist is someone who is ubiquitous when it comes to websites or forum threads related to religion. They will often poke fun at religion and religious people, especially Christians and Muslims, but they have a sort of "search and refute" thing going on with Christians, whereas the Muslims usually only fall prey to internet atheists when they happen to come across them. Of course many internet atheists have the habit of searching for Muslims, too.

They usually lack any sense of humor if jokes are made about them, but they find nothing wrong with being incredibly offensive to the point of being disgusting when making jokes about religious people. They also love to show off their knowledge about any subject they might know something about.

They will often make snobby attempts to annoy or insult religious people, sometimes calling them names, but will immediately condemn someone who bothers atheists, homosexuals or liberals if they don't have a legitimate reason. Even if they do have a legitimate reason that justifies their bothering it might not matter. They will also claim they don't discriminate, but they are usually far more polite and accepting if they think you're a fellow atheist.

Jane the Theist - "God sure has given us a fine day. He did a great job creating the birds."

Internet Atheist - "'God' didn't give as anything; 'God' doesn't exist. And the birds are a product of years of evolution and natural selection."

Red the Atheist - "Christians are morons. They sicken me."

Joanne the Christian - "Ya? Well atheists are jerks."

Red the Atheist - "You're making nonsensical generalizations!"

Internet Atheist by Card Tricks May 27, 2013

Internet Atheist 

Just a random 8-year old guy/girl who's sick and tired of sitting on his/her fat ass 24/7 and flunking his/her science test and he/she thinks that by solely being an atheist he/she is instantly a genius and goes to Tumblr/Instagram/YouTube/etc to shove his/her "genius" down innocent Christian's throats. He/she likes to troll Christian (especially the outspoken ones) and make insults and/or unsubstanciated claims e.g. "all catholic priests are pedoes" or "shut up you religitard" and when asked by the guy/priest that he just insulted to make a factual statement proving his atheism he will just insult them and put some Dawkins or Ricky Gervais alongside an insult.

@Internet_Atheist_And_Proud: Go touching little kids you pedo!
@Father_John_456: Stop it, I am already in my 80s, I'm not attracted to anyone, so stop being such a Internet Atheist and take your trolling somewhere else!

Internet Atheist by -----thepreacher December 7, 2018

internet atheist 

Everyone's favorite type of atheist . You know the ones who use sites such as YouTube , Twitter , Facebook , UD . etc to call Christians retarded for believing in a " delusion " /"imaginary friend " and blame ALL of the worlds problems on god . I've seen some nice atheists too on these sites but that's VERY rare . And the sad part is some atheists will always be on videos debating religion . Hell , the video can be called" rattlesnake bites" and someone will say " This dude died cause of a rattlesnake there IS no god. " . and that leads to NUMEROUS comments debating religion. SMH! I don't hate atheist people. I just hate it when they shove their views down are throats. (I know some Christians do this to so don't whine and thumbs down this definition.)

To all Internet Atheists :Don't worry about what religion we choose there are LARGER problems you should worry about instead of bashing god on youtube and saying the bible promotes tyranny/hatred yet some of the atheists I've seen have nasty/haughty attitudes.

internet atheist by M.I.T.C.H. June 23, 2015

faces of atheism 

The circlejerk to end all circlejerks.

faces of atheism actually made r/circlejerk break character

faces of atheism by BOSSN14 December 16, 2012