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Kill kittens

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.
Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!
by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012
mugGet the Kill kittensmug.

Post kill

When someone comments on a facebook post (status) and totally kills it for anyone else wishing to comment or like.
Somone posts about a crazy party they were at the previous night, and one of their friends (often an outcast or parent) posts about how they shouldnt be doing things like that about the totally boring night they had at their house, a total post kill.
by chillwords 356 January 1, 2011
mugGet the Post killmug.

killing the zebra

Eating a girl out when she is on her period. (blood on your face resembles that of a lion right after a fresh kill)
"My chick is on her rag." -
"Guess you're gonna be killing the zebra tonight."
by YouGonGetThisDeeeiicckuh. March 9, 2014
mugGet the killing the zebramug.

kill ometer

Me: kill ometer. ometer fucking sucks man
by Collloser The Typer Boi November 5, 2021
mugGet the kill ometermug.

Far Kill

A pun on 'Fuck You'
John got far killed by his boss
by nfw March 3, 2010
mugGet the Far Killmug.

kill drive

When some has the kill drive they become very motivated and unstoppable, to the point in which they are willing to kill anyone who is going to get in their way. If you have a kill drive you are an intense, hard core and skrilla motivated individual. You are willing to do what ever it takes to get to the top, no matter the cost. You take high level risks, fail and keep it pushin'. You know the only way to stop you is to.... well.... by your own method.
I can't hire that kid for my company, he dosn't got the kill drive we need to really get that Gouda.

I am that dude on deck with the kill drive to get the job done, get the heck outta my way before I right hook ya'.

This six pack of Lagunitas unlocked my kill drive now I'm strapped with the steel ready for the D.A.
by skrillaLoc November 26, 2017
mugGet the kill drivemug.

lean in for the kill

"Then I'm going to lean in for the kill." Mark said.
"Nice job dude!!" Harry exclaimed.
by kind.of.lame October 24, 2014
mugGet the lean in for the killmug.

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