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The Wookie Wack

Step 1: Find a hairy man.
Step 2: Shave hairy man entirely.
Step 3: Gather all the shavings in your hand.
Step 4: Give the freshly shaven man a hand job.
Step 5: Pat yourself on the back.
After I had a bad day at the hair salon, I decided to take my clippings form the day and go give my boyfriend the wookie wack.
by Stephen Surriousluh August 8, 2009
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Nature wooding

When your chick gives you head then bangs you in a forest.
Brad: hey dude, how was you and Brittany's camping trip?

Patrick: Dude, it was awesome. She gave me the best nature wooding ever.
by BravesFan15 May 15, 2011
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Guy B: "Do you mean the entire population?"

{sand} {wookie} {Bradford}
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Evil Woogie Community -Lots and lots of plebs
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Park Woojin

THE BEST BOY EVER THE ONLY BOY EVER. CAN DO ANYTHING. YES. HE IS THE CUTEST SPARROW EVER. HAS THE CUTEST SNAGGLETOOTH. STAN TALENT STAN PARK WOOJIN
"Hey! Do you know Park Woojin?"
"of course duh? who wouldn't know him?"
by woojinsparrow September 1, 2019
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Wookie Pookie

when a big girl has a fat and hairy snatch, a hairy vagina no man should ever go near. has been known to growl and rawr at first sight.
hey man would you bang her?
Ew she prolly has a wookie pookie!
by Man of crab October 14, 2011
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Wookie

A fucking common misspelling of the word Wookiee, which is the name of a fictional species in Star Wars.
Han: It's not wise to upset a Wookie.
Chewbacca: <Fuck you, bitch! That's the last time!> *rips Han's arms off*
by IrateNerd November 2, 2009
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