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vander-whacking

The unprovoked striking of a dutch man or woman.
Amsterdam has a shocking paucity of vander-whacking.
by Urban Codemaker June 26, 2016
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Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
3.
The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee
by Pseudonym cum poop August 13, 2024
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whack

Adulterant used to increase the bulk of illicit substances.
"The cocaine is not powerful enough. It contains too much whack and not enough product to satisfy the discriminating user."
by muttleydeed September 4, 2005
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whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job
“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”
by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022
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wang-whack

That douchebag really wanted to wang-whack me at the bar, probably because he was so jealous that I was gonna tap that hot chick.
by Notawangwhacker December 18, 2009
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Whacking the Monster

1)masturbation

2)hitting a bullie at a school/work place
"Man I'm tired from whacking the monster last night"

"Jerald began Whacking the Monster that had called a poop-nugget his entire life"
by PeRf3Ct C1rClE June 4, 2009
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Dr. Whack

A promising upcoming artist specializing in many different genres like UK Drill, Rap, and whatever “Shoot Babooshka” was
Yo did you hear about Dr. Whack’s new song?
Stream Frankenstein R8pist by Dr. Whack.
by DrWhackFan December 12, 2023
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