Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.

"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."

by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010

Valentine's day

The worst day of the entire year to be single. Companies and the people around you will make you feel like shit to the point of drinking yourself to sleep.

single person: Oh fuck it's Valentine's day! Better stay inside where it's safe from judgement.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

Skeeter Valentine

Do not Google him. - Code name for things not to google at school.

Penis is a total Skeeter Valentine

by SethIsGod October 7, 2010

Noemi Valentino

The hottest cheer captain around!! Normally found round her natural habitat, the ravenclaw common room hosting the sexiest parties.

boy 1: “who’s that!”
boy 2: “the best thing to ever walk the earth, Noemi Valentino”

by NatMc July 26, 2021

The Red Hot Valentines

A really good band hailing out of Bloomington, Illinois. They play really catchy Moog-laiden pop rock songs, although right now, they are lacking a Moog player. They really kick ass live.

Jeff - lead vocals, guitar
Toby - backing vocals, guitar
Dave - backing vocals , bass
E-Storm (aka Eric) - drums

by T-Storm May 31, 2004

Gen z beta varient

When a gen z is actually mature usually is an outcast to the generation

Bro that person's so smart he must be gen z beta varient

by Glorbinshlorp June 13, 2022

Valentard

Someone (usually a guy) that is very attractive, in a rock-star sort of way. (Tall and skinny.) Usually plays an instrument of some sort and has piercings and tattoos. (They have no meaning; just because (s)he wanted one.) Tells Bill Brasky jokes after consuming one beer (Also very drunk at this point). Has a redneck hick sort of manner. Ususally clad in a baseball hat and mismatched flip-flops and cargo shorts. Very self-confident. Very horny, but also very stupid. Passes up sex with two very willing wo(men) on several occasions. Just a general prick all the way around.
Dry and sarcastic, you will learn everything you ever need to know in college from him/her.

Valentard: So, this one time I was in the back of a truck will Bill Brasky and a deer-

Girl: So, you wanna get out of here?

Valentard: Sure.....So you see this tattoo here. I just went in and said I wanted a tattoo.

Girl: Cool!

Valentard: So I play piano.

Girl: Even cooler! Good with your fingers, then, eh?

Valentard: So, I don't want a relationship out of this, I just wanna fuck.

Girl: Great! That's all I really want too! Can my friend (insert name here) come too?

Valentard: Sure!.....So, I totally don't have any condoms. Maybe some other time?

Girls: (Very pissed) Sure.

by Brittany Allen December 24, 2008