Person 1: Hey, I just hit Ultimate pickle taker in jerkmate ranked!
Person 2: No way! I wish I could get that rank!
Person 2: No way! I wish I could get that rank!
by CremKing9000 January 27, 2025
When, during sexual intercourse between a man and a woman, the women inserts her clitoris into the tip of the man's genitalia and screams "UNO, you twig-wiggler!"
by gigantopiphicgenitaliaaura May 05, 2021
someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .
by orion_14754 June 02, 2010
When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.
by Stump Wizard October 31, 2024
When you talk to a girl you really like and want to marry, and you treat her so good, do everything for her and make her dreams come true and do everything right, and she starts to get horny, and she gets so horny that she will go have sex with another guy who didn't do nothing for her at all. most of the time these be celebrity females and the guys be normal people not famous yet, its so heart breaking and kills the guy so much because he wants to be with her so bad that ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL WHO SEES ALL , AND KNOWS ALL, Even private thoughts. punishes them the worst way possible, even worst than hell being set on fire for all eternity.
by Demegasus Solstice April 04, 2022
Ultimate: the highest of the high, the best, and the unreachable position. Therefore, it is absolute; the ending; final.
Staff: people that work under you and/or for you.
Ultimate Staff
Staff: people that work under you and/or for you.
Ultimate Staff
Ultimate Staff Ultimate Staff
by willdb May 15, 2010
An ultimate single jingle refers to a rare scenario in which you cause your mate to orgasm with a single jingle.
In this case both parties tend to coordinate to achieve such a procedure.
In this case both parties tend to coordinate to achieve such a procedure.
by Irishpint December 06, 2010