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Twat-licker 

A particularly vulgar and derisive name for a lesbian, commonly used by homophobic punks and rednecks. See also carpet muncher, lesbo, and lezzie.
Twat-licker by One White Tiger September 13, 2005
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Twat Swatted

When a female maliciously prevents another female from getting it on with a guy she is interested in to have him for herself.
Did you see what Amanda did? She totally Twat Swatted Kristin so she couldn't hook up with him!
Twat Swatted by K10 the Beaver July 21, 2009

twat tractor 

Any vehicle commonly piloted by and/or transporting lots of loud, dumb-ass girls. Commonly seen near shitty clubs and malls.
Dude 1: Did you see those bitches crammed in that car driving around?
Dude 2: Yea, that's a real fucking twat tractor.

twat shot 

Photograph of a vagina (also known as cooch, vag, poon, ect.)
John- "Hey man, get over here and check this out."
(Points to computer screen.)
Jack- "Man, that is one nice twat shot. Props to the photographer."
twat shot by L Edwards February 6, 2007

Twat-hole of a cunt 

It's just to impress your friends that you can collide swear words together to invent a whole new one. ;)

Twat face 

An individual who is never open to ideas, constantly killing the buzz and sapping energy from the crowd. The Twat, in reference to the female genitalia, is an ominous presence that will ultimately seek to control and supersede anyone or anything in its path, with its negative presence.

The twat face is not gender biased, and can be male or female. The idea is that the person, based on their behavior, loses their humane personality and their face will become to look twat like.

Sign language for twat: form a diamond by touching your thumbs and index fingers together. Put this shape by your groin and bring it up to your face. Twat face
Stop being such a twat face and come to Vegas with us.

My boss is being such a twat face and keeps nagging me about the projects that need to be done.

John was such a twat face last night: he wouldn't come out because he had to see his girlfriend.
Twat face by miether August 5, 2011