Tainted Toothbrush

After having rough sex, you go to bathroom and clean your "Taint"(a.k.a. "GOOCH") with your Girlfriend's parents toothbrushes.

"Yeah, one day Jordan plowed old Mary Jane Rottencrotch, and afterwards when he was cleaning up he decided to give her parents the old Tainted Toothbrush.
That Dirty Boy!

by "Z" Yeah, you know ME. September 10, 2008

Amish Toothbrush

When a male ejaculates in a females hand then the female dips her finger in the seimen and rubs the seimen into her teeth

jessica likes my Amish Toothbrush

by munroe94 December 18, 2010

Toledo Toothbrush

When you ejaculate onto a toothbrush after some hardcore, dirty sexand you clean the females mouth with your cum.

Guy: Ready for your Toledo Toothbrush?!?
Girl: Yeah, Wash my mouth out real good!

by Phil_Clementi November 9, 2010

tooth prick

An unusually small penis. Often lacking measurable girth and\or length.

This kid always boasts about how he "lays the Pipe", but all the girls say he has a tooth-prick.

by MCKREWGA September 13, 2003

toolshed macdouchenator

An EXTREME tool. Such an utterly sad excuse for a human being, that said person is not JUST a toolBAG macdouchenator, but a toolSHED macdouchenator. Personally, I think we should just exterminate them all.

Epic Girl: Dude, Mark is such a toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.

by EpicGirl;D June 13, 2010

eye candy tooth ache

When your eye candy inter acts with you and you get overwhelmed. Kind of like a brain freeze.

I was checking out this hottie and he smiled at me and I got an eye candy tooth ache.

by Snoopy Shultz August 17, 2011

saber-tooth tiger

SYLLABICATION: sa·ber-tooth tiger
PRONUNCIATION: say'br-tootht
NOUN: (1) Any of various extinct cats of the Oligocene to the Pleistocene Epoch, especially one of the larger members of the genus Smilodon, characterized by long upper canine teeth.
(2)The process and act of simultaneously inserting two penises into the mouth of a third party. This person is presupposed to be performing fellatio on two men at the same time.

Dude, me and Matt saber-tooth tigered Sheena last night! ...but...that doesn't mean we're gay or anything....

by Donkey Rocket September 18, 2005